Congrats Alex and well done Stefan. Some funny stuff there

LOL, Stef, did he eat the end of your finger, or was it left laying on the bottom of the rabbit hutch ?

Poor Stefan   bet your mum and dad were nervous wrecks that day!

This has been a really fun thread and a cool idea to turn it into a little comp, cheers  

AussieFortuna wrote:

LOL, Stef, did he eat the end of your finger, or was it left laying on the bottom of the rabbit hutch ?

He sure did, one  little rabbit

Artoo_Detour wrote:

Poor Stefan bet your mum and dad were nervous wrecks that day!

My son is now the same age as I was when it happened. We have an elderly couple next door who 2 weeks ago had to look after there grand kids rabbits. So they offered to show them to my son, so nervously I took him round.

Imagine my horror when he walked straight up to the cage I poked his finger in, I swear my heart skipped a beat!  

congrats to Aussiefortuna and The General     
 

 

Haha, I've just got on line and didn't even realize I'd won the funniest, ind of makes this hashed up video a little pointless now, but hey what the hell!


Cheers Stef!

     

Alex , you should be on tv man  

Thank you Alex, that video is awesome!!!!!!

I know I missed the contest, but I figured this might get a laugh.

There once was a boy from the u.k.
To the rabbit cage he went to play.
The rabbit bit down, the boy made a frown,
And rabbit soup was served up that day.

 

 

This thread is pure fun. Thank you all guys for the big smiles I put on my face.

LOL about the video, Alex. Is that nasty little implant still there?
BTW: What movie was that?

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084726/

It's not a film Marco, it was stock cctv footage from Stef's local pet shop  

This was a fun comp. 
Congrats to the winner's.

Glad you all enjoyed taking the pi$$  

@Tony....your prizes were shipped Saturday.

THANKS STEF  what i nice surprise to find in my letterbox today, very kind of you buddy, i appreciate it mate, and hope the fingers feelin ok lol 

So that's all the prizes accounted for, so thanks to everyone who took part.

 Unfortunately this won't be a yearly competition as all (has a quick glance around) my other body parts are intact, and I don't fancy losing another finger or toe to keep you lot happy.

In saying that, does anyone else have any usual injuries? (keep them family safe!)

I'm unusually good looking  

Alex, all mothers tell their kids that  

I have a scar on my ball sack, from when a bush Tick dug into my balls while i was camping, i was pretty young and on the gear/gas for the duration of the camping trip, so it was in there for a long time.
When i found it it was huge, i could only see the very back end of it, the fekker had dug right in there, so with various methods i tried to dig it out, i had no tweezers so i started with a fishing hook, but ended up squeezing the contents of this hug tick into my scrotum, i eventually got half of it out with a rusty nail i pulled out of a bit of wood. 
There was a hole the size of a pea in there, i couldnt get its head out so it festered, i had to go to the hospital when i got home, i had a fever and a red line running from my sack down my leg, they had to clean it out and put me on antibiotics.

So ive still got a scar on my scrotum from it.

Other than that ive broken about twenty bones playing Rugby and mountain bike riding and being an idiot in general.
Broke a vertibra in my back hitting a tree branch while on a ride on mover.
Ive fractured my scull at 8 falling out of a tree house.
Ive been bitten by a venomous Red Bellied black snake while picking it up by the tail in the bush, it bit me on the knee, i had to have 3 viles of tiger snake venom at north shore hospital, that was an epic fail on my behalf.
Ive even cracked my penis during sex, but thats a story for another day.

But none of this is as bad as getting your finger bitten off by a rabbit lol....

family safe = sack injury  

AJ, have you read further down?....

Ive even cracked my penis during sex, but thats a story for another day. wrote:

 

walkie wrote:

Alex, all mothers tell their kids that  

No Stef, it's really true, that's why I grew the beard to hide some of my good looks, if I shave, women just appear from no where and stick to me like a bush tick to a ball sack  

Other than that I've got a now nearly invisible scar on my head from when I stabbed my self in the forehead with a knife.
Another scar on my forehead above my eye from where I got beat up by eight blokes for telling them they looked like a bunch of puffs wearing pink shirts.
A fractured wrist from a slip on some mossy stairs while having a pissed up invetigative wander up some back alley steps I'd always wondered to where they went. I was carrying a bag full of beer bottles and a momentary split second fall thought saw me thinking 'save the beer' and took all my weight on the only free hand I had and knackered my wrist... All beers where saved though so worth it.