Silly Competition Time

Some of you may have seen the below post I made in the Official TIG pet thread.

Quote :

Guys you have some nice looking pets on show. I did once own a pet as a child but due to a "little" accident involving the said pet I'm no longer the world's greatest lover on animals

 
So why not make it a competition (thank James for the idea), nothing to serious, just keep guessing and have fun. I'll drop clues now and again.

Prizes

Vintage Prizes for "Correct Answer" and "Funniest Answer"

Correct Answer - Any 2 items from my sales list.
Funniest Answer - Any single item from my sales list.

If nobody guesses correctly, then funniest answer wins all 3 items.

*(Klaatu Skiff and Held items not included)

I will cover all postage costs

Rules

- 1 guess per post
- No editing posts
- you have to wait till another user has posted before having another guess.

What did that to you Stef?

cantina_patron wrote:

What did that to you Stef?

You wouldn't believe me mate, in fact I'll let people try and guess and spill the beans in a weeks time

walkie wrote:

cantina_patron wrote:

What did that to you Stef?

You wouldn't believe me mate, in fact I'll let people try and guess and spill the beans in a weeks time

 
ok , I'll play .... Were you poking a bear  
 


Noooooooooooooo....
There is another Skywalker .... Stefan Skywalker  

Nope. First clue, is a common house hold pet.

I'll go for a ferret or similar small carnivore. Is there a prize for the correct guess?

My guess is...... That there was no 'little' accident with a pet at all, and that is just a lie to cover up your shame, I beleive this was actually a result of your first sexual encounter with a girl..... THIS GIRL!

 Alex.  

walkie wrote:

Nope. First clue, is a common house hold pet.

Hey Stefan - before we completely derail this thread , why don't you start a "what the hell happened to Stefans finger" thread . I have a feeling you will get alot of funny replies - I will even come up with some small prize to send to the person who gets the closest , or if no one comes up with the correct answer you can award the prize to whoever answer you think is the funniest  

Sounds like a plan, I'll dig out some vintage as well for a prize.

@ Steve, can you use your mod powers to transfer the last few posts to a new thread. I'm stuck on my iphone only till after 8'ish.

walkie wrote:

Sounds like a plan, I can't post it till after 8'ish though. I'll dig out some vintage as well for a prize.

cool - this should end up being some quality entertainment  

ourchickenshack wrote:

walkie wrote:

Sounds like a plan, I can't post it till after 8'ish though. I'll dig out some vintage as well for a prize.

cool - this should end up being some quality entertainment   

This is going to go "WAY OFF THE RAILS". 

I was already thinking along the same lines as Alex , "some sort of man eater". 

walkie wrote:

Sounds like a plan, I'll dig out some vintage as well for a prize.

@ Steve, can you use your mod powers to transfer the last few posts to a new thread. I'm stuck on my iphone only till after 8'ish.

Done! (Thanks for the guidance Paul)

first post updated

That must have been a house Wampa.
Pretty grumpy animals sometimes especially when you run out of canned Taun Taun meat in the weekends.

Ok I'll give this a go.

Your Mrs bought you the infamous Tasmanian Penis nibbler, mistaking it for the common household hamster.  
One day when you were getting out the shower, the Mrs made the mistake of letting the little blighter out of its cage.  Hungry for a snack the little Tasmanian terror took aim at your groin.  Disappointment set in during a mid air leap and it sought other meatier areas as it pirouetted in mid air clomping its jaws on your finger.

Still you got the last laugh as you bashed it's brains out on your Ewok cartoon series wallpaper, making the decor that little bit more realistic.

LOL keep em coming.

I'm going to go with Pillowpants  

This turtle took the expression "finger lickin' good" a step too far!

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walkie wrote:

Nope. First clue, is a common house hold pet.

were you sucked off by a goldfish












(we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say it was a pretty big goldfish  )

Just spotted the rules. I edited my post immediately due to crappy autocorrects that I missed.  

OMG how big is that friggin' goldfish!!

Did you have to have your figure end amputated after contracting an infection through an open wound while inserting said finger into a dog's bum (too unblock the glands not in a sexually depraved way   )

Stefan and his silly Star Wars collecting pals had been warned countless times about sticking their fingers Inside the rectum of the next door neighbour's Rottweiler!!

Tweety the delirious budgie was happily resting in his cage when a beam of light hit her in the eye. This caused tweety to fall of her perch head first into her seed tray. Annoyed she looked around to find the source and surprised to see that the sunlight coming through the window reflected off the top of Lobot's baldy head. Annoyed slightly she hopped back up to her perch and shuffled along where the same thing happened again. This time the Rancor Keepers heroic cleavage was the culprit! Throughout the day the poor little bird kept climbing up before crash. Goldenrods armour, r2's dome and Carbonite han's stupid I want to punch chin were all to blame.
Time went buy and tweety got more and more angry until hearing a drunken man belching the tune to Match of the Day heralded Stefans homecoming. Noticing the ruffle of feathers and general mess in the cage an unwise Stefan pushed his little pinkie through the cage whereupon Tweety proudly sunk his beak.

And the moral of the story? Be careful before you finger a bird.