General Kahn wrote:

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I've been searching for Chewbacca's penis my whole life ... its more elusive then Big Foot

I found a full length porno based on Star Wars, Chewbacca shags 2 female Stormtroopers in it, you see his penis in that!

OK, you sir are depraved!

....oh, wait, yeah I think I have seen that one... Star Wars Porn Parody? Luke and Han do Leia too?
I mean, so I've heard.....................

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....oh, wait, yeah I think I have seen that one... Star Wars Porn Parody? Luke and Han do Leia too?
I mean, so I've heard.....................

Yeah that.... errr sounds like the one... someone told me about

Okay - time for a joke :

Whats long , brown , furry and smells like Princess Leia and a wet dog ????





:scratch:







:grr:






Princess Leia's new Fur Coat



bet you were thinking Chewbacca's Penis weren't you

ourchickenshack wrote:

bet you were thinking Chewbacca's Penis weren't you

actually no... I don't think that alienbeastspeciesality is funny! Yeah.. that's a word.

psybertech wrote:

ourchickenshack wrote:

bet you were thinking Chewbacca's Penis weren't you

actually no... I don't think that alienbeastspeciesality is funny! Yeah.. that's a word.

you know you like it

here's their love child

ourchickenshack wrote:

Wait, girls like Ledy Bears?

psybertech wrote:

ourchickenshack wrote:

Wait, girls like Ledy Bears?

^^^^ WIN ^^^^

Win #2 VVVVVVVVVVVVV

Time for a nice hot cup of Jawa Java ....




















This next one I really want Yes I know its cheesy , but , as a avid gardner I think it would look great in one of my flower beds If anyone has any idea where I can purchase one I would greatly appreciate some help finding one

now .....

Great to see Admiral Ackbar making a guest appearance in this thread.

And all other fun pics.

Keep it rolling.

[quote="ourchickenshack"]Time for a nice hot cup of Jawa Java ....




This next one I really want Yes I know its cheesy , but , as a avid gardner I think it would look great in one of my flower beds If anyone has any idea where I can purchase one I would greatly appreciate some help finding one

now .....


I know they sold those through the star wars shop , I picked one up right after they closed the site on ebay for $10 + shipping but haven't seen one since , been looking for another myself for a friend . If I come across one I will give you the heads up .

Sorry if I am offending anyone

TishomingoSith wrote:

Sorry if I am offending anyone

if this thread offends anyone they should read another thread - its not called "The Weird , Freaky , Creepy side of the Force" for nothing

besides wookies are sexy ...





what could be any sexier than this ...

ourchickenshack wrote:

what could be any sexier than this ...

I can think of alsorts!!! I like a bit of hair (in the right places) but that is ridiculous!
On a plus, you've got something to hang on to. Woof Woof!

[quote="cantina_patron"]

ourchickenshack wrote:

what could be any sexier than this ...

I can think of alsorts!!! I like a bit of hair (in the right places) but that is ridiculous!
On a plus, you've got something to hang on to. Woof Woof!

you can't tell from looking at the picture but at least the bikini area is shaved

if you prefer shaven wookies ...

I'd say this has reached the 'freaky' side of the Force.

No question after the last post!

ourchickenshack wrote:

if you prefer shaven wookies ...

Ooh Yeah! You can't beat a shaven pu..., I mean Wookie.

cantina_patron wrote:

ourchickenshack wrote:

if you prefer shaven wookies ...

Ooh Yeah! You can't beat a shaven pu...

:scratch:

Skunk ???

Ha! The mystery of the missing Wookie penises can be found in this old post....

Artoo_Detour wrote:

aussiejames wrote:

C3PO: Master Luke... so are you trying to say that this is what it would be like if Hunter S. Thompson wrote Star Wars instead of that George Lucas fellow?

LUKE: Damn right. What a trip huh? I'm really glad we ate those Tattooine mushrooms now!

C3PO: But there are dangerous-looking droids following us in the sky!

BEN: They're not droids, they're pigeons. Now shut up, I'm trying to listen to the Grateful Dead!

C3PO: And what are all those lip stick tubes stuck on the hood of the land speeder for?

BEN: That's not lipstick. That's Wookie penises.

LUKE: Ugh... that's totally gross, Ben. Aren't they a little short to be Wookie schlongs?

BEN: Hey, it's cold isn't it?

C3PO: No wonder Chewbacca is always making those moaning sounds.

BEN: Don't sweat it dudes, this is just an hallucinogenic dream, remember?

LUKE: So... we're in, like, an alternate reality?

BEN: Freaking A!

LUKE: So... what's happening in our true reality?

BEN: I'm getting slaughtered to death in a sword fight with Vader - who by the way turns out to be your dad...

LUKE: No way! That's the bomb! And me?

BEN: You're having an affair with your sister...

LUKE: Cool! I mean... gross!

C3PO: And what about me, master Ben?

BEN: You're still an annoying, interrupting, deadbeat mofo...

C3PO: Why, thank you master Ben!

LUKE: Hey Ben! Up ahead... Twelve O'clock... Jawas!

BEN: Cool! Let's run em over!

LUKE: Freaking A!

With all the funny Wookie pics, no one caught Eric's avatar?



Is that a Sashookie or a Wookosh? and does it have a penis? Sorry, couldn't resist.

Paul ....



there isn't a "laugh out lound" icon that even comes close to how funny that was !!

I laughed so hard I think I might have peed a little ...

now its time for everyones favorite X-Wing Pilot

here are some interesting "glass sculptures" - I have no idea what they could be used for

I want that Stormy, uhm, what did you call it.... glass sculpture!?!?!?!?!

[quote="ourchickenshack"]here are some interesting "glass sculptures" - I have no idea what they could be used for




James you could have at least put your playstation up before taking the photo.