I received this letter from the USPS a few weeks ago ...



Unfortunately they didn't bother to tell me who the package was to or provide a tracking # so I had no idea who to contact to resolve the problem   

Luckily today the buyer contacted me wondering where there package was so at least I was able to solve the mystery - I refunded there full cost including postage and wrote them to let them know what had happened .

What really killed me was the line in the letter : "we are making a one time exception and refunding your postage cost"   

Wow - how generous of them   


I am not posting this to bitch and whine - shit happens and I have learned in life that it is easier to accept and move on then it is to be furious and let it ruin your day   


However , I am holding the Canadian Terrorist fully responsible - I have narrowed my suspects down to : Clint , Larry , Paul and Jesse   


Any thoughts on who the likely perpetrator is   

or was it a group conspiracy ???


Including postage I am only out $21 - so I don't want condolences or anything like that   


I only want $21 worth of Canadian Terrorism Humor  

  

When the driver failed to stop at the Detroit/Windsor or Port Huron/ Sarnia duty free shop and pick up the required number of cases of beer for entry into Canada, he was punished by the criminals.   



Hopefully the customer was understanding?

Maybe the truck never made it through Michigan?  

Well The truck did take a long detour towards B.C. with a load of goodies, Our B.C. garrison intercepted the truck. The driver tried to bribe us with American beer, he made his escape while we were all rolling around laughing. We are now mounting a force to take over the American infidels.



I am happy to hear though everything turned out o.k.

HAH!!! It worked    First a mail truck, next we'll destroy Wal-Mart. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about burning that truck.  Rumour has it the driver was going to steal our beer, so we had to send in the mercenaries.

Capable for sure !