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PostSubject: Star Wars Mad Libs   Star Wars Mad Libs I_icon_minitimeThu Nov 25, 2010 2:18 pm

Who can come up with the funniest Star Wars Mad Lib???

Post your answers below... I will then fill them into the story... and post your results!!!

The title of the first story is.....


THE POWER OF THE FORCE

Adjective: ______________________
Plural Noun: ____________________
Noun: _________________________
Adjective: ______________________
Part of the body: ________________
Adjective: ______________________
Plural Noun: ____________________
Part of the body: ________________
Adjective: _____________________
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Part of the body (plural): __________
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars Mad Libs   Star Wars Mad Libs I_icon_minitimeMon Dec 27, 2010 6:07 pm

I finally got a PM about the Star Wars Mad Libs. Said RS member chooses to remain anonymous.... but here are his results.


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THE POWER OF THE FORCE

Adjective: _______FUNNY_______
Plural Noun: ____ELEPHANTS____
Noun: ____COMPUTER______________
Adjective: _____UGLY___________
Part of the body: _____PENIS______
Adjective: ____TALL______________
Plural Noun: ____SCHOOL TEACHERS__________
Part of the body: ___FINGER___________
Adjective: ____SLOW_______________
Adverb: _______QUIETLY______________
Noun: _____APPLE__________________
Part of the body (plural): __BREASTS_______
Adverb: __SELDOM________________
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The Force is a mystical, FUNNY power. As Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "The Force is an energy field, created by all living ELEPHANTS, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the COMPUTER together." Using the power of the Force, a Jedi can do many UGLY things, like using the Force to exercise PENIS control over TALL-minded SCHOOL TEACHERS. A Jedi can also use the Force to move objects with his or her FINGER. It doesn't matter how SLOW these objects are; it only matters how QUIETLY the Jedi believes in the Force. Most importantly, the Force teaches a Jedi to rely on his or her feelings. As Obi-Wan Kenobi told his student, Luke APPLEwalker; "Your BREASTS can deceive you. Don't trust them." Instead, a Jedi should SELDOM trust in the Force.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars Mad Libs   Star Wars Mad Libs I_icon_minitimeMon Dec 27, 2010 6:08 pm

I think it turned out pretty funny!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars Mad Libs   Star Wars Mad Libs I_icon_minitimeMon Dec 27, 2010 6:16 pm

Here is a new one..... Feel free to take a stab at it. PM me your answers!!! And I will plug them in the story and post the results!!!


The title of the next story is.....


THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
BY EMPEROR PALPATINE


Noun: _________________________
Adjective: ______________________
Noun: __________________________
Plural Noun: ______________________
Verb Ending in "ING": ________________
Adjective: ______________________
Adverb: _______________________
Adjective: _____________________
Adjective: _____________________
Plural Noun: _______________________
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Last Name of a Person in the Room: _____________________
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars Mad Libs   Star Wars Mad Libs I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 29, 2010 8:13 am

This entry is from AJ!!! Not only is it funny.... his results actually make sense!!!




THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
BY EMPEROR PALPATINE


Noun: ___ROCK______________________
Adjective: ____COLORFUL__________________
Noun: _____SNAKE_____________________
Plural Noun: ____MOUNTAINS__________________
Verb Ending in "ING": ___CRASHING_____________
Adjective: ____BEAUTIFUL__________________
Adverb: ____SOMETIMES___________________
Adjective: ___INTERESTING__________________
Adjective: ___UGLY__________________
Plural Noun: _____SAUSAGES__________________
Noun: ____SAUCER_____________________
Last Name of a Person in the Room: ____STRAGGLER_________________
Noun: _____BAR__________________
Verb: ____EAT___________________



As ROCK Sidious - Sith Lord and COLORFUL leader of the Galactic Empire - I know firsthand how powerful the dark side of the Force is. If you become a Sith, a SNAKE who uses the dark side of the Force, you'll have all the powers of the Jedi and more. Unlike the Jedi, who only work with the light side of the Force, the Sith can use the dark side to stop the MOUNTAINS he or she loves from CRASHING. The Jedi would never try such a BEAUTIFUL thing. It's obvious to anyone who has studied the dark side that it is more powerful than the Jedi could SOMETIMES imagine. The Jedi might tell you that the dark side is quicker, easier, and more INTERESTING. I admit, that maybe true. But those who join the dark side will know UGLY power beyond their wildest SAUSAGES. Like me and my SAUCER, Darth STRAGGLER, those who practice the dark side of the Force are destined to rule the BAR! Join us, or EAT!




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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars Mad Libs   Star Wars Mad Libs I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 29, 2010 8:14 am

HAHAHA!!! I can't imagine a Sith named Darth Straggler looking to evil or menacing?!?!?!?



Darth Straggler????
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I'll post a new one in a couple of days!!!!
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