My Greetings to you

From Ms.Rose Ture,

It is my pleasure to write you after going through your profile i decided to contact you to help me out of my problem, however is not mandatory nor will i in any manner compel you to honour against your will,but first Iaet me introduce myself to you.
My name is Ms. Rose Ture, Am 21 years of age, I am a student of high school before I lost my parents in a car accident last year, so I have been out from school and been looking for a sincere person that I will trust and love.
I am the only child of my late parents and that has made me to run away from our family house because my uncles are after my life to take away my inheritance which my late father left for me in a Bank here in Cote D'ivoire. My entire dream is to find somebody that I can trust with my future life and inheritance and also who will be able to invest it wisely in any lucrative business.
Nobody knows about the inheritance which worth $7.5 million dollars in Cash deposited in a Bank here with my name as the next of kin. And I want you to also keep it very confidential till we can be able to transfer this money from the Bank here to your country and I will fly to join you immediately for future plans of continue my education once a join you in your country.
I have to trust somebody to save my future and that is why I am trusting you now I want you to understand my critical situation and give me the love and assistance that I need, so that I will have a better life and also enjoy my inheritance with you. I will tell you more about myself as soon as I hear back from you, your interest to assist me and also build more trust to be able to have a better understanding.

I look forward for your urgent response, thank you and God bless you.
Best regard
Ms.Rose Ture


Looks like I got me a rich woman finally. Ebay look out here I come with 7.5 million dollars. But what I want to know is how is she 21, a high school student, but out of school. :scratch:

Wow you are one lucky fella

Which reminds me there is still $10,000,000 in a u.s bank account just waiting for my bank details so they can pay me.
I'd better get right on that.

Rose Ture

is actually an anagram of "True Sore"

I wanna see some pictures

Stay away from my woman!!!!!!!!!!!

Darthberizing wrote:

Stay away from my woman!!!!!!!!!!!

She emailed me first and Panchi said it was ok.

Does she require your bank account details please?

She better ask that after forplay. Guess that wont happen either, I didn't keep it confidential. Look away guys, nothing to see above. All you see is a recipe for bread pudding.

lol, what the hell was that about Chris? Random!

She said I was suppose to keep it confidential until we could transfer the funds to a bank here, so you didn't see the email I posted above. Its a recipe for bread pudding instead. Just trying my Jedi mind trick out.

lol, strange! You never met or spoken to her before? Just a random email?

Chris, watch out for the part about her mad uncles! You don't want them hopping over from the Ivory Coast and holding your odd-balls to ransom - ouch!
oops I mean that's a great recipe for bread pudding man!

tigerham wrote:

lol, strange! You never met or spoken to her before? Just a random email?

Its a scam to get your bank info so whoever it really is can clean you out just like those that people get from Nigerian princes and Tanks 10,000,000 lottery winnings.

I had another one that wanted to get to know me better. I worte "her" if she could lent me 500$ , so i culd come and vist her ?

Never herd from "her" again :-)

tigerham wrote:

lol, strange! You never met or spoken to her before? Just a random email?

Oh Ham I hope for your sake that you were being ironic here.

hmmm Rose from Ivory Coast, that must be her..

Chris, you lucky bastard!!!

Capetown wrote:

tigerham wrote:

lol, strange! You never met or spoken to her before? Just a random email?

Oh Ham I hope for your sake that you were being ironic here.

Ha. Thats what I was thinking also. I pray he was only kidding with that.

Dr. D, thats my kinda woman there. More cushin for the pushin. Hit that one time and let the waves do the rest.

Looks like i lucked in as well! Why couldnt mine be a chick lol

SCAMMER wrote:

From Mr Luku Adamu (B.O.A)
Bill and Exchange Manager,
Bank of Africa(B.O.A)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
West Africa.

ATTN,


Sorry to distract your attention, I am Mr Luku Adamu the bill and exchange manager in the bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina

Faso.

In my department, I found the deposited fund sum of ($5.5M) five Million five Hundred Thousand United States

Dollars($5.5M).customer who died in the air crash with his entire family.

However, I shall detail you with the full information as soon as I hear from you.

Can you be able and capable to assist me provide your receiving bank account where this fund will lodge in your favour?

I shall give you 40% of the total sum as soon as this fund hits your account and I shall visit you in your country for the

shearing.

Please this is very confidential. If you are interested, please forward me the bellow information's;

Your name:............................

Your country:.........................

Your phone Number:......................

Your tel/fax:............................

Your age:...............................

Your occupation:.......................

Thank for your anticipated co-peration.

Your's Faithfully.

Mr Luku Adamu

Wow he's coming to your for his "shearing". Must be a wookiee!

Damn, Jay, you finally came out of the closet, huh? Just kidding, bro. Its just crazy how these nuts come up with these tales to sucker people in. The sad part is is that theres some out there desperate enough to fall for it.

Chris_J wrote:

Dr. D, thats my kinda woman there. More cushin for the pushin. Hit that one time and let the waves do the rest.

Chris, that's Martin Lawrence!

Capetown wrote:

Chris_J wrote:

Dr. D, thats my kinda woman there. More cushin for the pushin. Hit that one time and let the waves do the rest.

Chris, that's Martin Lawrence!

Hey Emiel, don't ruin Chris' dreams about his African princess!!

Dr Dengar wrote:

Capetown wrote:

Chris_J wrote:

Dr. D, thats my kinda woman there. More cushin for the pushin. Hit that one time and let the waves do the rest.

Chris, that's Martin Lawrence!

Hey Emiel, don't ruin Chris' dreams about his African princess!!

Guess I came out of the closet too. I didn't even notice that it was him until now. So sad.

Chris

Dont be ashamed, I think we can all admit that at some point we were attracted to a man, dressed as a woman, in a 350lb prosthetic suit. I mean right?? It's not just Chris and me?? Right? ummmm yeah?