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Following the recent visit to the UK by Pope Benedict, reports are surfacing of increased sales of certain vintage Star Wars figures -
The Pope has declined to comment but a Vatican spokesperson earlier today told us:
"His Eminence has no interest whatsoever in vintage toys or Darth Vader or Jango Fett or any of that silly nonsense. Science Fiction has no place in the modern church, it never has, and it never will. Now, if you persist with this ridiculous association we may have to visit you with a couple of hot pokers and the rack!"